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Buckle that shuckle
I feel like this is more for everyone else's safety because a shuckle in a crash is going to be like an untethered indestructible bowling ball
arceus help us all if there's any exeggcute on board that shuckle is going to bowl a perfect 300
This horse is a great reminder that our generation did not invent shitposting, it merely adapted it to another form
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to have the decadence this finch is experiencing with millet seeds...
fool you are in the food
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Anonymous asked:
Every time you see a salt rock, you lick the entire thing, hygienics be damned
photosthatarensfw answered:
What’s a salt rock
I do very much want to lick those
Before the pandemic I worked at a Bed Bath and Beyond that was going out of business, so we were trying to liquidate all the products by putting massive discounts on them. Among those were some salt lamps like this, and sone of them were made of a bunch of slightly smaller than fist-sized chunks of halite (rock salt) in brass-wire baskets with the lights underneath. Anyways, when no one was looking I yoinked a chunk from one just so I could suck on it on my breaks. If they didn't want me to eat the furniture then they should not have made them edible.
Are you guys cows or something?
I've finally licked one and can cofirm, I'd do it again












